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    Rude weather app: sarcastic forecasts, swearing optional

    Weather With Attitude is a free rude weather app for the US and UK, on the web and Android. It gives you the real forecast with a sarcastic, optionally sweary one-line roast, plus a daily swear word game. The roast can be snarky or properly rude. You set how far it goes, and it can stay clean if you prefer.

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    Live roast: Cardiff, 03:10 UTC

    6°C (43°F), fog.

    The kind of cold that gets into your teeth.
    That is the Wuss setting. Full Cardiff forecast.
    See the roast for your weather

    Words With Attitude is the daily word game from the same app: guess the day’s rude word in six tries. Free, no account.

    A weather app that swears (and how dirty it gets)

    You pick a setting when you first open the app, and you can change it later. The forecast is the same on every setting. Only the one-liner changes. If you came looking for a dirty-mouthed or vulgar weather app, Spicy and Brutal are the ones: the line cusses at the sky, never at you.

    Wuss
    Dry and sarcastic, with no swearing. The live roast on this page uses it.
    Spicy
    Snarky, and it swears.
    Brutal
    It cusses more often and with less restraint.
    Custom
    Your own words, worked into the lines about your weather.

    What it does not joke about

    The jokes are aimed at the weather, never at people. Severe conditions such as tornadoes, blizzards and squalls are shown as plain facts with no joke attached. The lines are its opinion about the sky. They are not advice.

    Questions

    Is there a weather app that swears?

    Yes. Weather With Attitude shows the real forecast, then adds a one-line opinion about it. On the Spicy and Brutal settings that line swears, and on Wuss it stays clean and sarcastic.

    Is there a weather app that cusses at you?

    Close: Weather With Attitude cusses about your weather, not at you. On the Spicy and Brutal settings the one-liner swears at the sky, and the Custom setting works your own words in.

    Is there a dirty weather app for Android?

    Yes. Weather With Attitude is free on Google Play. Spicy and Brutal are its dirty-mouthed settings, and it swears only on the setting you pick.

    Can I turn the swearing off?

    Yes. Wuss keeps every line clean. The setting can be changed at any time in Settings.

    Where does the forecast come from?

    OpenWeatherMap: current conditions, feels like, wind, humidity, hourly and 7-day forecasts for the US and UK.

    Does it joke about dangerous weather?

    No. Tornado, blizzard and squall conditions are shown as plain facts, with no joke.

    Is it free?

    Yes, on the web and on Android. It shows ads.

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