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    Funny weather forecasts

    Funny weather forecasts for every kind of sky

    A funny forecast for whatever the weather throws at you — sun, rain, fog, the lot. These are the clean, share-it-in-the-group-chat ones. Open the app and you get the real thing: your live local forecast with the same attitude, dialled from mildly sarcastic to properly sweary.

    Get today’s roastWhat is this?
    Sunshine
    Sun’s out. Try not to look so surprised.
    Cloudy
    Grey. Just… grey. Riveting stuff.
    Rain
    Bucketing down. Cancel everything, blame the sky.
    Drizzle
    Not quite rain, not quite not. Peak indecision.
    Thunderstorm
    The sky’s throwing a tantrum. Enjoy the show.
    Snow
    Snow! Magical for six minutes, then just cold and wet.
    Fog
    Can’t see a thing. Very atmospheric, very annoying.
    Wind
    Hold onto your hat. And your bins. And your dignity.

    Kept clean for the internet. The properly sweary versions are opt-in inside the app — start gentle and turn it up only if you can take it. Severe weather is always played straight.

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